Dr. Doolittle had a Pushme-Pullyou. What sort of weird creature would you like to have as a pet?
If so, these are my requirements:
- Completely potty trained. Housebroken- whatever! No bodily function messes. At all. (Who wants to guess what I had to clean up from my puppy today?)
- Listens on command
- Never gets sick or has outrageous pet bills. Yes, I spend more on my pets’ health than on my family’s health.
- Will not eat me out of house and home. Or eat anything in my house and home, including furniture.
- Totally lovable, sweet cute and cuddly. That is a given and I am used to that. I have the sweetest fur-babies ever! (three cats, 2 dogs (one a lab puppy, the other is a geriatic mutt with cancer), and two pet rats)